F.A.Q.
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

Q: Are you really from New York?

A: Me? No. But the owners were born and raised in Manhattan.

Q: How long has this place been open?

A: We opened in 1983, you can do the math. please show your work.

Q: Do You Deliver?

A: No but you can always call ahead and pick a pizza up.

Q: Do you accept credit cards?

A: yes.

Q: WTF!?!?! You didn’t accept credit cards last time I was here!!

A: I know. It’s new. we didn’t want to do it and we don’t like it, but when the four horsemen of the apocalypse come by for pizza all they ever bring is a card.

Q: Why doesn’t Phil do an interview in dominant local news paper about the tough decision to start taking credit cards after a thirty year battle for truth, justice, and ca$h money?

A: He did. It’s right here.

Q: Is that guy ignoring me because I’m on my cellular telephone?

A: Yes!

Q: BUT I AM IN THE MIDDLE OF A VERY IMPORTANT PHONE CALL!

A: Then you need to focus on your very important phone call, the pizza will be waiting.

Q: Can I customize my slice?

A: No. That would compromise the integrity of an already perfect slice. If you want Pepperoni and Pineapple that bad you can order a whole pie.

Q: PLEASE! IT’S FOR MY KID!

A: Your decision to breed does not negate the need for pizza integrity.

Besides you are a better Parent than that!

Q: Do You have Ranch

A: No, Ranch is for salads.

Q: Do you have White Sauce?

A: No, I’m not sure what that is but it probably goes on a salad too.

Q: Do you have salads?

A: We DO! It’s a delicious Caesar salad with house made dressing and house made croutons.

Q: Awesome! can I get that with ranch?

A: No. It comes with caesar dressing. Please stop breathing with your mouth open.

Q: Why not?

A: No Ranch. Not for anything. Not ever.

Q: Why a salad now after thirty years?

A: The employees staged a coup with common sense as their only weapon and forced the old man to serve salad in spite of his irrational lettuce phobias.

Q: Are you related to the Escape from New York in San Francisco?

A: Those restaurants were opened by Phil and Lauren’s brother after we had been open a while, but otherwise we are and always have been unaffiliated.

Q: Why don’t you have potato pizza like in S.F.?

A: Because that’s just wrong.

Q: Do You have a machine that makes water?

A: Uhmmmm.... yesss?

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